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July/Aug
2008
Although Christmas is still some way off, this is nevertheless the time of the year when the highly acclaimed Copas family business begins talking turkey to the independent butchers, food halls and top-notch delis with whom they align themselves so closely. We truly that in 2008 a helpful fin will enable these stunning free range turkeys to strut around some of Cookham’s most picturesque cherry orchards & fields with even more pride than ever. We’ve also tried to expand our IQ by working with Icon’s Introducing Book series, a bluffer’s guide to brightness if you like – Oh and before you say anything (we know!) May/June
2008
This month we widened our net to look at a local food distributor that’s been modestly plying its trade for the last 36 years. OK we’re still working with top-notch food, so whilst we’re swimming in new waters, we’re hardly in the same ‘courageous category’ as someone like Dr Who, who’s been nipping through time saving the earth from every imaginable alien with a ‘I hate humans,’ complex. Nevertheless in an age when impersonal and quick-fix solutions still holds too much sway, it’s been fantastic to unearth an independent, family concern like Town & Country Fine Foods where unswerving personal service & specialist solutions (esp where chocs pastry and biscuits are concerned) still rules the roost. March
/ April 2008
Once again the award season is upon us and whilst strutting one’s stuff is probably not very dignified, it’s nevertheless a fantastic opportunity for small brands with self-belief to show big brands that smart marketing isn’t simply about big bloated budgets. We loved seeing one of our fav clients, Rod & Ben’s, achieve finalist status for our joint marketing vision. Soup is so often denied the attention it richly deserves on account of often being wrongly perceived as nothing more than functional fast-food fodder. We also helped 2 Fishwives reach the latter stages of this year’s Waitrose Small Producer awards, because fine fish appreciation is something we take very seriously. Feb
2008
I think we can safely say now that with clients stretching from Cornwall to the Isle of Mull that Pilchard is now truly a national player. Obviously the more astute amongst you will notice that Wales still eludes us, however with two new partners in Somerset (cheese and beans it's surely only a matter of time before we break (not wind) across the border. Island bakery biscuits are truly a nibbly treat without equal and although it's a shame that my healthier eating pledge didn't even last until February, from a 'dunking in tea perspective' things have never been better because, crisps, fishcakes and cakes, nice as they are, just didn't fit easily into my mug. Jan
2008
Another year another dollar. All in all 2007 treated us pretty well apart, from a few sticky months over the Summer when we felt less popular than a small shoal of ravenous piranhas. Than again a new year that begins with us being reacquainted with Darling Spud's fabulous all natural melty crisps and a fresh batch of handmade cakes can't be too shoddy. Lots of potentially exciting news bubbling just under the surface, however it's probably wise to keep Mum until the deals are done. Dec
2007
Alas, despite a spirited effort Pilchard's trophy cabinet remains less well stocked than Old Mother Hubbard's cupboard. Although we accept that the red wine might have been playing cruel tricks on our ears, Vicki and I still swear that we won the people's vote when it came to the cheer-o-meter relating to all the finalist's names being called out - OK on reflection it might just have been a polite response to our rather silly company name. At the very least us posh night at Ascot race course gave both of us the chance to spot our latest client The Handmade Cake Company wearing suits, which believe you me isn't something one sees very often. Nov
2007
Another promising month began with the arrival of our second organic client Twisted Juices. The unique twist to their tale is that they cunningly combine nutritious blends of fresh fruit that are specifically geared at providing a gentle boost to a key parts of your body, be it your eyes, tummy or heart. & if that wasn't rewarding enough in its own right, Pilchard has also been short-listed for a regional marketing award, being judged by marketing guru and once-upon-a time Olympic gold medallist, Adrian Moorhouse. Let's just hope he remembers his aquatic roots! Oct
2007
Some might think working with our latest client (two fishwives) is sailing a little to close to the wind when you're a couple of young thrusting pilchards. Others might say that there are many worse ways to go than being submerged in béchamel sauce and dreamy creamy mash (or gently massaged shaped into a rotund, yet light-to-bite fishcake. Either way we're talking top-notch fish fayre for those who've always wanted to have their (fish)cake and eat it. Sep
2007
Thankfully Pilchard has finally cracked nuts! Whilst the premium pedigree of Salty Dog's full-bodied crisps is known throughout the land, there are still too many snack addicts out there who remain blissfully unaware that our pedigree pooch also champions a sumptuous portfolio of highly nibbly noshable nuts. For some while now Judy & Dave have been doggedly digging around, looking to broaden the appeal of their blossoming snacks portfolio. They saw premium peanuts as a mastiff opportunity to whippet the branded nuts category into shape, providing a little extra class to a sector dominated by ugly pugs. Aug
2007
Another truly mad month as a few more unbelievably enterprising young brands drop us a line about whether we'd like to join them on a little swim of adventure. Liquid entertainment is the name of the game this month with the refreshingly informal teapigs asking us to help them breathe a little new life into the seriously fuddy-duddy and over stewed world of tepid tea offerings. There's also a new milkshake on the block (Shaken Udder) who seem hellbent on providing a tastier alternative to the incumbent fruit 'glues' currently clogging up the arteries of the UK's milkshake mad community. July
2007
This was the month that we began thinking about fabulously fresh crabmeat and lively Afro-Caribbean sauces. In the first instance seafoodandeatit are working hard to remind us that it is the shy retiring British crab that' widely acknowledged as the classiest crustacean the seven seas has to offer. Naija, unlike the average importer of memorable Afro-Caribbean cuisine, represents a local, 'food miles' friendly alternative that specializes in feisty pastes & sauces that simmer with authority and authenticity. June 2007
It would certainly seem that Pilchard is starting to get noticed upstream. We wiggled with delight when we were asked to write articles for recent editions of Speciality Food & Artisan magazine. Better than that, we've just acquired our first former Supermodel client, Victoria Nixon, who has asked us for a helping fin with her discerning deli (one stop fresh) and her sweet-smelling internet offering (naturalsweetie.com.)
May 2007
For some while now Vicki & I have felt we need something savoury on the Pilchard roster. You can only imagine therefore how tickled pink we were when highly respected sausage specialist Broad Oak asked us to join their small squad. Keen to mark 80 years with a bit of a bang(er) this 3rd generation family business, whose savoury fare knows all about mixing with the right crowd (sailed on the maiden voyage of the Queen Mary) have boldly aligned themselves with two iconic British brands (Marmite & Bovril) in an audacious bid to take us back to a more nostalgic time when feisty flavours ruled the waves.
March 2007
Time for something a little different as we jog into the adrenalin-filled world of under 5’s footy. Little Kickers is a fabulous franchise created by two child-pecked mums looking to fulfil the footy whims of their soccer-obsessed kids. Fear not, anyone suspecting this another ‘boot camps,’ dedicated to dreary drills.
Think instead about a light-hearted introduction for boys and girls to the planet’s most beautiful sport, action-packed training where fun is very much the name of the game. February 2007
What is the point of a nice cup of chai without the obligatory handmade biscuit to make it taste a little better still? Aside from representing our first Cotswolds client, we believe (as do Waitrose) that Harry and his Four Anjels team are responsible for some of the best, all-natural dunkers that money can buy. If that wasn’t exciting enough they also appear to know a thing or four about magnificiently moist and memorable cakes.
January 2007
I think we must have been well behaved in 2006 because Santa has paved the way for another sophisticated drinks brands to be placed in the Pilchard pantry. go-chai (that’s spicy tea to the uninitiated) is proof positive that when it comes to classy drinks trends you could do a lot worse than standing on your toes looking across the ‘big pond.’ It was after all those canny Americans who gave smoothies and green tea a helping hand when many back in the UK thought Robinsons Barley Water was the height of fruity sophistication. Fingers crossed that chai will now lead the charge and give the UK’s badly stagnating tea market a much needed lift.
December 2006
Theoretically a quiet month as we call an end to a highly entertaining year put up our Xmas stockings and
hope for some lovely new clients in 2007. Top of our list is a biscuit brand, something fair-trade and a hot beverage.
An altogether more ambitious Vicki has meanwhile has set her heart on more chocolate, some running shoes a posh handbag
or three.
November 2006
Our first foray into genuine food retail, albeit in our rapidly evolving area of expertise (chocs & sweet) saw us arrive (slightly salivating) on the doorstep of Henley's finest chocolatier, Gorvett & Stone. What else can I really say other than 'dream job!' There aren't after all many jobs that enable you to work with choc frogs containing space dust and exploding chocolate bombs (I kid you not!).
October 2006
My longest journey to date taken in my trusty yet soulless family car saw me arrive at the 'soon to be evacuated for a better pad up the road' factory of Justine & Colin Cather. Burnt Sugar is one of those ridiculously simple (yet brilliant ideas) which you just wish you'd thought of yourself. Combining classic sweet recipes from yesteryear (coconut ice, fudge & toffee) with the finest ingredients and a small dash of infectious personality.
If raw enthusiasm is the barometer for success then this brand is heading for the FTSE 100! So, so excited about this one! - Look out for some very curious Scrooge activity. September 2006
A gathering avalanche of sweet-tasting opportunities resulted in Vicki and I deciding to hunt high and low for something seriously savoury. We were quickly rewarded with an SOS from those scrumptious snack enthusiasts at Salty Dog, who were looking for a little assistance to launch a deliciously discerning crisp offering under a highly entertaining Darling Spuds banner. We love this little 'personality-packed' brand, which we believe will give some of the other unnecessarily pompous potato providers a good run for their money.
August 2006
A mad couple of months racing around making pitches to all manner of intriguing new companies so will keep you posted as to what happens.
In the meantime may I use this occasion to say thanks to those lovely apple aficionados at Cawston Vale for asking us to join their fledgling team. For those of you not aware of this fantastic, quintessentially English brand from the late 80's, Cawston Vale is a classy juice provider that has repositioned itself as the dashing defender of the unduly modest English apple. Rushing to the side of the the under siege apple, Cawston Vale has helped unassuming apples stand up to those overbearing oranges and a growing number fancy foreign fruit concoctions, including blueberries, pomegranates and Brazillian Acai. July 2006
At last we can reveal that we've been asked to help those energetic French chaps at Isostar relaunch their drinks & cereal range back into the UK. Never easy to get noticed in such a highly competitive industry, however when your opposition are two global soft drinks superpowers, one far-reaching pharmaceuticals giant and one ex-olympic oarsmen, you knows it a challenge you can't back down from.
June 2006
Picture this for the perfect client; chocolate that's good for you! Mood chocolate for every occasion. An infuriatingly, 'why didn't I think of it idea' about an intense range of delectable, cocoa-rich chocolate offerings that have somehow managed to combine pleasure, health and well-being.
Smooth, Belgian chocolate laced with plant and fruit extracts with proven health benefits: ginger, lime blossom, guarana cactus and grape extract (to name but a few) In summary, Vicki and I have managed to get our grubby hands on a diverse range of intensely adult-orientated 'flavour-fixes' that stimulate one's taste buds, whilst gently soothing our nagging feelings of guilt. Tough work I know, but at least it keeps the wolf from the door. March 2006
Having taught herself to crawl (in a swimming capacity) Vicki has boldly begun 2006 with a mini and a full-blown triathlon which she claims provides a nice warm-up for this year's London Marathon. Work wise we've had to buff up to enter the really plush world of male grooming. I can't speak for Vicki but my skin's never felt smoother! We've also rekindled our relationship with our involving toys friends and are also awaiting the wink on a couple of really tasty food projects and one extremely energetic drink.
November 2005
One year on and we'll still afloat, well just under the surface of the water (if you know what I mean) because floating fish are bad news!!!!!
October 2005
A proud moment in the short life of our little fish. We got the chance to join those chilled choccy pud Gurus as they fumbled around in the major multiple's freezers and discovered that nothing very new had been happening in the wonderful world of ice cream for some time. Fantastic fun rubbing fins with a real big fish as we joined the frozen fray!
August 2005
A small break from the day job with the news that my first children's book, 'The Toxic Toadburger Conspiracy,' (www.toxictoad.co.uk) will making its long-anticipated (by me) arrival on the virtual shelves of Amazon (Waterstones & Ottakars). I wouldn't want you thinking however that I was taking my eye off the ball.
The very premise of this food-themed book was to educate children and parents about the very real concerns relating to child obesity and addictive fast food, without becoming a boring nag-bag (like a few others I could mention). Nice diversion from the real world, will enjoy it whilst it lasts.
June 2005
Expended a lot of energy on a delicious, adult soft drink called Saxon 1050. Probably not a brand that many of you would have ever stumbled across, which is a real shame because this fab little Waitrose supported offering, in its funky, frosted glass wine bottle had so much going for it. Think intense-flavoured, cloudy coloured apple juice with subtle hints of elderflower, ginger or cranberry.
Alas the lesson learnt here is always be weary of founders pursuing hobbies whilst juggling too many balls at one time. November 2004
Funny how things work out! Popped along with a new sharp haircut, a few dollops of wax, a freshly pressed shirt and a head full of hope that perhaps this thoughtful, back-to-basics toy company might need of an out-of-work marketer. Came away with a brief to assemble a new, more approachable tone of voice for their literature, website and pack copy.
A foolish notion fizzed inside my head that perhaps I should set up a small agency with an obligatory silly name to cater for the needs of feisty young challenger brands on shoestring budgets. The rest as they say is history. |